an open letter for the iconic manny pacquiao
Dear Manny,
Later, you will face the biggest fight of your life against your toughest opponent to date—Eric Morales.
The whole nation will again pause to watch you either beat your nemesis or get some beating yourself.
Win or lose, your face will be all over the papers and the television—you will edge out even the handsomest man in the world in number of TV appearances and newspaper exposure all over the world in a single day. Speaking of handsome men, Tom Cruise is in Italy right now marrying a less hot version of Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes. But heck, I am sure TomKat, and even the Pope, in Rome will tune in to watch that boxing match.
face of an iconic filipino
Should you win, the whole Filipino nation will be in jubilation. President Macapagal-Arroyo will issue a congratulatory statement. She had a great week, what with the capture of Gringo Honasan. The rich politicians who are with you in Las Vegas right now will also be elated. They witnessed a great match, using their own money or not, and they even got media exposure. Cristy Fermin will also be happy because she can interview you “exclusively” for the buzz.
Your sponsors will also be happy, because u allotted bigger spaces for them in your trunks than what you have allowed for the Philippine flag. After your win, sponsorships will again pour out. You are one happy man with a fatter pocket—your ugly kids can now afford plastic surgery. Kidding. But seriously, your youngest child is lovely.
Should you lose, the whole nation will weep. But they will soon send statement that they are still proud of you. You will still get your victory parade. But little sponsorship will flow in.
Finally, Manny, in your game tomorrow you will be interviewed by foreign press. You can speak better English than Morales. But do not be over-confident. And next time, please bear in mind that the word “laban” as in your “laban” against Eric Morales has other English counterparts other than “fight”. Next time, try using “match”, “bout”, and “battle”.
Good luck
Yours truly,
Fabulous epal
Smile naman d’yan!! God bless us all!!
Later, you will face the biggest fight of your life against your toughest opponent to date—Eric Morales.
The whole nation will again pause to watch you either beat your nemesis or get some beating yourself.
Win or lose, your face will be all over the papers and the television—you will edge out even the handsomest man in the world in number of TV appearances and newspaper exposure all over the world in a single day. Speaking of handsome men, Tom Cruise is in Italy right now marrying a less hot version of Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes. But heck, I am sure TomKat, and even the Pope, in Rome will tune in to watch that boxing match.
face of an iconic filipino
Should you win, the whole Filipino nation will be in jubilation. President Macapagal-Arroyo will issue a congratulatory statement. She had a great week, what with the capture of Gringo Honasan. The rich politicians who are with you in Las Vegas right now will also be elated. They witnessed a great match, using their own money or not, and they even got media exposure. Cristy Fermin will also be happy because she can interview you “exclusively” for the buzz.
Your sponsors will also be happy, because u allotted bigger spaces for them in your trunks than what you have allowed for the Philippine flag. After your win, sponsorships will again pour out. You are one happy man with a fatter pocket—your ugly kids can now afford plastic surgery. Kidding. But seriously, your youngest child is lovely.
Should you lose, the whole nation will weep. But they will soon send statement that they are still proud of you. You will still get your victory parade. But little sponsorship will flow in.
Finally, Manny, in your game tomorrow you will be interviewed by foreign press. You can speak better English than Morales. But do not be over-confident. And next time, please bear in mind that the word “laban” as in your “laban” against Eric Morales has other English counterparts other than “fight”. Next time, try using “match”, “bout”, and “battle”.
Good luck
Yours truly,
Fabulous epal
Smile naman d’yan!! God bless us all!!
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